I shouldn't be here!

What am I doing here? god, I came on the internet to get a picture of The Joker from batman and here I am! I dont have time for this!
Tick Tock Tick Tock! sounds like my biological clock! (SICK IN THE HEAD OR WHAT)

I've turned into some pshyco housewife who cant stop drinking! major thirsty today, does that mean i'm menopausal?
Hell I'm a dried up old crack at 19? must get help for that on.

Anyway I've got to do the laundry, change the bed linen, dust and vaccum bedroom, clean hamster gage. What next? I might get a fucking house maid. From spain preferably. She can be called Maria and have a temper to rival mine. Oh theres hoping aint there.

Right that's it sarah, stop doing this, stop playing cards and thinking how nice a glass of champagen would be right now. Get on with work. Only got today, tomorrow and sunday to finish all worka dn am fucking nowhere near the end!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Oh that's a point, cant beleive Jordis got booted off Rockstar:INXS yesterday! SHOCKED!
LOVING MIG! HE ROCKS MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIG MIG MIG MIG MIG MIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

right im going. and I bloody mean it this time.

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